Dildo Coffee House

12 Rube Reids Ln, Dildo, NL A0B 1P0, Canada
+1 709-582-4527
$$$ Cafe
(34 Reviews)
Price Range $10–20

Welcome to Dildo Coffee House, a delightful café nestled in the heart of Dildo, Newfoundland. This charming spot is more than just a place to grab your caffeine fix; it’s a welcoming retreat with breathtaking views overlooking the bay, making it a must-visit destination for travelers and locals alike.

Upon entering, you are enveloped in the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and the sounds of friendly chatter. The space is beautifully maintained, featuring local art for sale that adds a unique artistic flair to the ambiance. Enjoy your coffee on the cozy patio or inside, surrounded by a neat and inviting decor that sets the perfect stage for relaxation.

The menu here is simple yet satisfying, featuring a range of delectable sandwiches that are sure to please. Indulge in the Grilled Cheese on Sour Dough with or without bacon—a warm, gooey delight that is always a hit. If you’re in the mood for something heartier, the Chicken Salad on Pretzel or Roast Beef on Focaccia might just be perfect for you. Each sandwich is crafted to perfection, ensuring a burst of flavor in every bite. And don’t overlook the Soup of the Day, especially if it's turkey; it’s the perfect complement to your meal and ideal for those cooler days.

But don’t just take our word for it! Recent patrons have sung the café’s praises: Sandra Etheridge discovered a “lovely refuge from the downpour” while enjoying a hot cup of tea with a stunning view, and Raphael Behrmann appreciated the “super friendly staff” alongside the surprisingly great coffee. It's evident that the hospitality here is genuine and heartfelt, making every customer feel at home.

Claudia C mentioned the delicious sandwiches and noted the warm hospitality and neat little space. There's a cozy ambiance and even games available for those who want to linger and enjoy time with family or friends. Paul Stuckey reaffirmed this by emphasizing the “quick service” and overall great experience. Tony Morgan added that it’s not just about the food; “the coffee list looked proper,” reflecting the café's dedication to quality.

Visitors can also find local merchandise, making it a great spot to pick up a unique souvenir or a gift. With a ramp and accessible bathroom facilities, Dildo Coffee House ensures comfort for all guests, further enhancing its charm as a community hub.

If you're ever passing through Dildo, make sure to stop by Dildo Coffee House. Whether you’re after a quick bite, a warm cup, or simply a scenic view, this café promises a cozy experience that tugs at the heartstrings and satisfies your cravings.

Service options
Takeaway
Dine-in
Delivery
Highlights
Great coffee
Great tea selection
Popular for
Lunch
Solo dining
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible car park
Offerings
Coffee
Quick bite
Dining options
Lunch
Dessert
Amenities
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Tourists
Payments
Credit cards
NFC mobile payments
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Free parking lot
Parking
Openings Hours

Monday

09:00 AM - 07:00 PM

Tuesday

09:00 AM - 07:00 PM

Wednesday

09:00 AM - 07:00 PM

Thursday

09:00 AM - 07:00 PM

Friday

09:00 AM - 08:00 PM

Saturday

09:00 AM - 08:00 PM

Sunday

09:00 AM - 07:00 PM

34 Reviews
Sandra Etheridge

24 Jul 2025

Lovely refuge from the downpour with a hot cup of tea. Wonderful view and friendly, fast service.

Raphael Behrmann

16 Jul 2025

Super friendly staff and surprisingly great coffee! The view overlooking Dildo and the bay is absolutely stunning—definitely worth a stop for the scenery alone.

Claudia C

08 Jul 2025

Delicious sandwiches. Wished the red velvet cake was more sour cream based than icing. Great hospitality and neat little space. Loved it.

Paul Stuckey

15 Jun 2025

Great food, friendly staff and quick service! I highly recommend visiting!

Tony Morgan

07 Jun 2025

As said below they have reeeally good sandwiches. Coffee list looked proper and the space was immaculate. Service was terrific and there's a patio outside too. Local art is being sold and, local merchandise. I believe I saw an accessible bathroom too walking out but I didn't use the facilities while visiting. There are steps and a decent ramp to the entrance. The cafe had games like neat wooden tic tac toes and checkers. And, there's a range of seating options such as a metal chairs or cushioned. Lovely spot.

Shira Y

06 Jun 2025

We got sandwiches to go - they were so good and well priced! Looks like a cute place to dine in as well.

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